Scintillating Surprises

Fides: I've met the Boston Bombers

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:27:39 -0400

By Alyssa Lindley Kilzer

I started getting facials from Zubeidat Tsarnaeva (pronounced Zu-bey-da) six years ago when I was 17 at a spa in Belmont, MA. She was soon after fired and contacted my mom to have us start coming to her house, at 410 Norfolk St., right on the line of Cambridge and…

Public Shaming: Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:23:06 -0400

Public Shaming: Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the...: I hate everyone now.

publicshaming:

Jamie Foxx attended the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night to accept the 2013 Generation Award. He did so while wearing a shirt that had the phrase “kNOw Justice” above photos of Trayvon Martin and the Newtown kids.

Many intelligent humans would view Jamie Foxx’s shirt as a way a celebrity can…

Hai. frankeprater: Had to. Sh*t was gettin outta hand....

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:09:10 -0400

Hai.

frankeprater:

Had to. Sh*t was gettin outta hand. #BeardGang reppin.

“…so the world can be a good place to live...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:51:08 -0400

“…so the world can be a good place to live again.” :-)

ice-jones:

rapcoloringbook:

Click here to download the Outkast activity page. Print it out. Complete it. Color it. And then prayPrayPRAY that we all don’t go the rest of our lives without hearing a new Outkast album. Listen to this while doing so.

Rap Coloring Book on Twitter

i am SO doing this one

lmsig: black-berries: YASSS!!! I’ve been waiting for someone...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:49:10 -0400

lmsig:

black-berries:

YASSS!!! I’ve been waiting for someone to do this.

they still going at it?

nakedbittiesinsneakers: zftp: #neverforget Im a cop, she aint...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 01:14:53 -0400

nakedbittiesinsneakers:

zftp:

#neverforget

Im a cop, she aint eeen know it

anarcho-queer: How To Be A ‘Reverse-Racist’: An Actual Step by...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:10:15 -0400

anarcho-queer:

How To Be A ‘Reverse-Racist’: An Actual Step by Step List For Oppressing White People

by A.D Song and Mia McKenzie

White people who are confronted with their white privilege and the white supremacist acts they perpetuate have been known to cry, “You’re being a reverse-racist!” That is completely true: people of color have the power and control to create, perpetuate, and maintain brutal systematic reverse-racism that oppresses white people every day. As such, we have created this handy list on how to continue this oppression.

1. Enslave their bodies.

Ship them from Germany, Sweden, and other exotic countries. Force them to build entire cities, roads, bridges. Force them to plant and harvest all the food everyone eats. Let an entire economic system be built on their backs, with their blood and sweat. Later, deny them access to the system they have been used to build, and accuse them of being extremely lazy.

2. Steal their land.

If they were here before you, steal their land. This is essential. Basically, just go in there and take it. If you have to kill some of them to get it…no worries. If you have to kill almost all of them to get it…shit, no worries. After you steal their land, make sure you create laws to keep them from ever returning to it. If they try to return anyway, build fences, and let bands of POC vigilantes patrol the borders with guns. If they somehow get past the borders and into your country, no worries, you can always just deport them.

3. Enslave their minds.

From these systems, build a long lasting institution of reverse-racism until all the violence and microaggressions make many white people into suspicious people with a lot of internalized self-hatred, health problems, and mental illnesses. Then deny them access to adequate mental health care. Or, adequate health care of any kind, while you’re at it. ‘Cause, you know, fuck ‘em.

4. Wipe out and/or appropriate their customs.

Since many of their customs are savage and unworthy of preserving, wipe out their traditions of eating mashed potatoes and meatloaf, playing miniature golf, buying khakis at Banana Republic, and sleeping with thousand-count Egyptian cotton sheets. For the customs you think are kinda cool, culturally appropriate from them. Sometimes wear a beret and lederhosen, because Swedish culture is really exotic even though it’s inferior to ours.

5. Break their espresso machines.

With baseball bats or large hammers. Or, you know, just unplug them all.

6. Call them “honky”.

As people of color, we have been rightfully accused of being racist to white people, especially when we call them “honky”. As we all know, calling them “honky” is egregiously offensive and horribly shocking because of this long, violent, reverse-racist history.

7. Just keep being terrible to them.

Do everything you can think of to make it so that white people make less money; their children are shot by cops; white women are at higher risk for assault and they are exotified until they no longer seem human; white men are beaten and thrown into jails because they look “suspicious” and “threatening”; they are racially profiled everywhere they go.

8. Make sure most representations of them in the media are negative.

They should almost always be portrayed as pasty, stringy-haired, rhythm-less, sexless, uptight, and booooring. Also, there should be very few representations of them and when they’re portrayed at all, they should always only be the comic relief, the silent exotic sex object, the Debbie Downer, or the incompetent sidekick. They are only allowed to be easily forgettable, one-dimensional characters. Sometimes use POC actors in white-face to portray these white people. By presenting this ONE image of them all the time, you will be able to convince the rest of the population that all white people are like this, thus ensuring a widespread belief in their inferiority.

9. Keep telling them how beautiful they are not.

White people know they will never be beautiful with their boring sour cream complexions and blonde hair (that was actually caused because of mutations). Plaster people of color on every magazine, show them in every television show and movie, and praise them as the most beautiful. When white people cry at these injustices, bottle their tears and sell them as health creams for people of color. Nothing like a soothing lotion made from the pain of white folks!

10. Go bananas!

Force them underground and away from the sun to become even whiter, while you laugh manically like the cruel, bloodthirsty, oppressive person of color you are! Take their thousand-count Egyptian cotton sheets to make POC-supremacist flags and hoods and march through the streets, spreading fear and terror. Every time a white person thinks your behavior is unfair or wrong, tell them that they should stop being so sensitive! We live in a post-reverse-racial society now! Jeez.

beauty-of-fame: Dwayne Johnson Yum.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:05:22 -0400

beauty-of-fame:

Dwayne Johnson

Yum.

laughingsquid: Photos of Sports Balls Replaced With Cats

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:56:08 -0400

laughingsquid:

Photos of Sports Balls Replaced With Cats

beefup: jim Jim.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:54:13 -0400

beefup:

jim

Jim.

noirfancythemusic: 2 Fakes/ 3 Cups

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:04:28 -0400

noirfancythemusic:

2 Fakes/ 3 Cups

childrenwithswag: I’m cool like dat.

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:55:59 -0400

childrenwithswag:

I’m cool like dat.

WHY. wtfbeautysupplystore: This will not...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:16:02 -0400

WHY.

wtfbeautysupplystore:

This will not stand!

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

kaorijoy:

plzdontmakeme:

rickrossmoonwalking:

niggasandcomputers:

Cheat Codes

look at the desperation in their eyes

lmaooo WTF is this shit?

whoooooooooooooooooo the fuck.

Swagger jackin.

getfitandsweat: magrela4life: ALWAYS reblog this. can’t stop...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:16:29 -0400

getfitandsweat:

magrela4life:

ALWAYS reblog this.

can’t stop laughing

Public Shaming: Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:09:25 -0400

Public Shaming: Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect...:

publicshaming:

Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect baseball game on Tuesday night when he gave up a single.

It was a great night for America’s two favorite pastimes: baseball and racism.

lmao. what is #carma?

Yes, missing out…

“Carma for Pearl Harbor.” Oh, ‘Mericans. This is why no one likes us.

laughingsquid: Pop Culture Maps Depicting Locations in Video...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:04:46 -0400

laughingsquid:

Pop Culture Maps Depicting Locations in Video Games, Comics, Films & TV Shows

leavesandbitches: hardcoregurlz: Slave gravesite in New York...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:03:20 -0400

leavesandbitches:

hardcoregurlz:

Slave gravesite in New York City

Crazy

Tell it.

needlesslycrunk: OH HOW YOU DOIN HOEYOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:07:36 -0400

needlesslycrunk:

OH HOW YOU DOIN HOE
YOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN TODAY
HOW YOU DOIN HOE
YOU LOOKIN REAL BROKE DOWN TODAY

ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I AM FABULOUS, NIGGA
ME ON THE OTHER HAND, I AM FABULOUS, NIGGA

I’M SHORT, I’M FAT
AND FUCKIN FIERCE, YA BITCH
I’M SHORT, I’M FAT
AND FUCKIN FIERCE, YA BITCH

YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA
YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA
I’M ON MY WAY BACK FROM HIS HOUSE
YO MAN LIKE IT, NIGGA

GO HEAD AND HATE HOE
GO HEAD AND HATE HOE
IF I WAS YOU I’D HATE ME TOO
GO HEAD AND HATE HOE

dailycrack: Tyler, the Creator - Treehome95 ft. Erykah Badu...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:05:15 -0400

dailycrack:

Tyler, the Creator - Treehome95 ft. Erykah Badu & Coco Owino

-schwing

Oooh.

blackwomenink: Zoe & Lisa ❤

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:03:19 -0400

blackwomenink:

Zoe & Lisa

❤